Posted by: Dex | July 10, 2009

Internet Nasties? Censordyne to the Rescue!

Before we had the internet the world was a peaceful and safe place. Now with the internet it’s mean and nasty. Some sources tell us that the boogy monster actually lives in the internet. From dentists, to news sources, to private conversations, there is plenty to be scared of online. But don’t worry, the Australian Federal Government have been working hard to protect you from the internet and that’s why Censordyne was created.

Fake Australian Internet Censorship site logo.

Censordyne lets the Government decide what you can and can’t do online. From what you buy to how you communicate and even what you read. Censordyne, developed in our secret Internet laboratory:

  • Offers protection against fast Internet
  • Is mandatory, for a cleaner feed
  • Reduces your democratic protections
  • Pretends to fight moral decay

All with a fresh multi-million dollar flavour.

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Follow on Twitter @Censordyne

Posted by: Dex | June 22, 2009

Iran Revolution – CIA Involvement

I usually post these stories on my other blogs that devoted to conspiracies / hidden agendas and other esoteric stuff but think it deserves mainstream attention. Blogs and social media sites are running hot with this story about CIA involvement in the ‘orchestrated’ protests in Iran.

NWO is here.

Former Pakistani Army General Mirza Aslam Beig claims the US Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) has distributed 400 million dollars inside Iran to evoke a revolution. In a phone interview with the Pashto Radio on Monday, General Beig said that there is undisputed intelligence proving the US interference in Iran.

“The documents prove that the CIA spent 400 million dollars inside Iran to prop up a colorful-hollow revolution following the election,” he added. Pakistan’s former army chief of joint staff went on to say that the US wanted to disturb the situation in Iran and bring to power a pro-US government.

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Posted by: Dex | June 21, 2009

Iran Protests – Problem > Reaction > Solution

Social media site Twitter and many of its users seem to have become deluded into thinking that tweeting about events in Iran can actually make one iota of difference. All you silly fucks who changed your avatars to green are really part of the problem! It is pure Hegelian dialectics at work or the problem > reaction > solution paradigm which is played out time and time again while innocent people die.

Twitter users where were you when an Iranian teenager (below) was shot in the heart and died on camera during the election protests in Tehran? My guess is that you were probably watching TV or sleeping in your comfortable beds without the slightest care in the world.  Wake the fuck up!

*WARNING THIS VIDEO IS EXTREMELY GRAPHIC – DISCRETION ADVISED*

Australians are hooked on text messages but their love of all things textual is getting them in hot water according to a new report showing one in four have discovered their partner is cheating through a text message.

Australia’s largest telecommunications provider (Telstra) in their ‘State of the Nation Report’ canvassed 1,201 Australians in May this year on their mobile phone message behavior and use and found four in 10 Australians send up to seven text messages a day, while one in three use texts to tell others about major events in their lives.

Cheating husbands or wives caught via text messages.

But on the flipside, one in four Aussies have found out their partner was cheating by reading a text, while a further 20 per cent (including myself on a number of occasions) had accidentally sent a text meant for their partner or lover to somebody else.

Texting seems to be the modus operandi for cheaters given the secretive nature of affairs and the fact that calling their piece on the side would most likely arouse suspicion of their other half. Many people catch onto this long before when they suddenly notice their partner being cagey about their phone or password protecting it.

Text messaging can also be easily tracked and evidence mounted to catch the cheating partner out leading to the swift termination of relationships and ensuing divorces. Suspicious partners can now employ a whole array of technology to track the person they suspect of cheating on them. Cheating has always been with us but is literally just at our fingertips now.

Posted by: Dex | May 22, 2009

Feeling Like Cookies

Photo of milk and cookies taken by Katie Quinn Davies.

Love cookies…

Photo by Katie Quinn Davies ©

Posted by: Dex | May 7, 2009

Speed Blog: The Joy of Instant Messaging

Instant messaging is perfect for the ‘modern couple’ who can’t stand the sight of each other and no longer communicate with each other face to face. No real effort is required and one does not even have to get up off the chair or out of bed to abuse the other person and throw all sorts of nasty names and accusations at them.

couple lying in bed on a laptop and iPhone.

Man: (sitting in bed on laptop)

Its your turn to take out the trash tomorrow bitch!

Woman: (lying beside him on iPhone)

Fuck you! I did it last week you lazy bastard.

Man:

Go get fucked. I never loved you btw.

Woman:

Stop harrassing me or I will call the cops and tell them you tried to rape me.

Man:

<Logs off>

Posted by: Dex | May 6, 2009

Top Ten Pet Hates – Internet Memes

Here is my top 10 things I want to disappear off the face of this earth for-fuckin-EVER. If my post sounds like an angry rant its because IT IS.

Now if I may proceed …

Lolcats

Lolcats are not funny anymore

These annoying cats with dumb captions are no LONGER funny or cute. Come up with something fuckin original and STOP posting them in emails or on forums otherwise daddy is going to get very angry and beat your ass.

Cupcakes

Cupcakes are not cute.
They are so over. Who gives a shit if you are eating them with your besty? I don’t give a flying fuck so stop tweeting about them and posting them all over your blog or Twitter profile in an attempt to be über cool or I make you sit on one.

4 Chan / l33t / Geek Speek

4chan internet memes are so retarded.
Epic fail, Failcakes, Lolocopters and Newfag and various other memes have become intensely annoying because they are so goddamned overused. Stop giving me the shits already you spotty teenage dweebs.

Celebrity Bloggers

Perez Hilton is a big fat fag.

You know who you are. I don’t care which ‘A List’ celebrity you are ‘doing lunch’ with. Oh and Perez Hilton you are a fat ass fag so STFU.

Wannabe Socialites

Wannabe Paris Hilton lookalike.

Usually these teen drama queens and princesses can be found on My Space with a gazillion friends. In the real world you dumb ass bitches would be chewed up and spat out. You are nobodies so drop the pathetic Paris Hilton act.

Celebrity / Rock Star Shades

Celebrity sunglasses and rock star shades are pretentious.

Usually worn by wannabes and other wankers who think by donning a pair of over-sized sun glasses they are somehow cooler than everyone else. They just make you look like a retard so give them here while I crush them underfoot and tell you to scram.

Nerd PrOn

Nerd porn is so not cool.

Nerds getting nekkid and being banged by bone heads with chlamydia are not in the slightest bit cool or attractive. BTW your ass is as spotty as your face. Not a good look hunny so beat it and stop polluting my eyes.

My Space

My Space sucks dick.

My Space is so 2005. It has become the ultimate pimp and whoring tool. The social networking tool of choice for every huckster and and cheapskate too tight to get a real website or domain name.

Emos

Emo girls and boys think they are so cool.
Like every sub culture or style they became a victim of their own success. What pisses me off most about emos is that they use every available shiny surface to look at themselves and adjust their hair. Commit suicide already and lets be done with it.

Bling

Bling aint cool.

Bling is just as tacky now as it was back in the 1980’s. Usually worn by B-grade celebrities and mack daddies who have suddenly gotten a bit of notice and want to flash off their new found status. Lose it! It makes you look cheap and is proof positive that money definitely does not buy you class or style.

Posted by: Dex | May 1, 2009

Speed Blog: Women & Shopping Malls

Picture of a woman in the shopping mall.

A woman’s true domain is not in the home but in the shopping mall. Once men get their head around this fact they won’t feel so out of place or look so awkward. Then we can all live in peace. Truth quoteth.

Six months ago many people let alone businesses would be forgiven for not knowing what Twitter was. Those who used it regularly were seen as a hardcore group of tech geeks and bloggers who realized its potential early on quickly adopting it to get their message out instantly rather than writing full length blogs.

Since then a number of high profile celebrities have jumped on the bandwagon and now it seems that the world is tweeting out of the trees. Many argue that it is just another web 2.0 way of feeding into peoples narcissism and twittering about inane things such as what they had for breakfast.

Social media site Twitter can be used as a business networking tool.

But lately there have been a number of blue chip companies most notably CNN and Dell that have realized its potential and have jumped into the mix and are tweeting to the masses. The recent race to see who would be first between CNN and Ashton Kutcher to reach a million followers stirred up this frenzy to a fever pitch.

Australia has recently seen a 1000% rise in the number of users visiting Twitter in recent months and this seems to be right across the board. Whether or not you are a large company with a strong brand image or an entrepreneur with a niche product there are a number of reasons why you should hop on board.

Mobile social networking via Twitter apps for iPhone Blackberries.

  • Network with an unlimited number of people
  • Build your reputation in your own industry
  • It isn’t based on pre-existing friendships
  • Unlimited source of referrals
  • Integrates with other social media such as Facebook
  • Thousands of Twitter Apps
  • You can tweet from a cell phone / mobile
  • Search for contacts based on industry segment and location
  • Easy to stop ‘following’ people
  • Live search function keeps up speed with the latest trends
  • It’s free and easy to use

The most important thing to bear in mind for any business is that social media / micro blogging sites such as Twitter are all about networking on not actually hard selling your product. Once you get your head around the fact that it is a tool to build relationships with others and not a free form of advertising the potential can be phenomenal. Its all about adding value so get tweeting.

@dexie

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Posted by: Dex | April 18, 2009

Social Networking Spies for Hire

A new Sydney-based company is being employed by large companies and government departments to dig up dirt on staff by spying on Facebook, My Space, Twitter and You Tube posts. They claim to be the only company in Australia that specialize in “online risk and reputation management” that actively monitors social networking sites on behalf of companies.

The claim of companies who use their services is that if controversial posts leak to social media, it can lead to brands suffering immense damage to their reputations. The service was formed about eight months ago in response to the growing trend for people to take conversations they would have traditionally had with mates at the pub onto their social networking profiles. What many employees don’t realize is that these so-called ‘private’ sites are actually public spaces.

Social networking and privacy issues.

Recently two Domino’s employees were sacked and arrested after they published videos of themselves on the web fouling up customers’ food. Late last year, three scantily clad Californian teens were fired from their jobs at KFC for publishing photos of themselves on My Space bathing in a KFC basin. This is only the tip of the ice berg so many companies see a definite need for these services.

Even though these are extreme cases there have been countless instances where staff have been disciplined for seemingly innocuous posts, such as announcing in their Facebook status that they are tired of work or at home ’sick’ after a big night out.

This issue raises questions over where the boundary is between public and private comments. It could backfire when the economy turns around as people refuse to work for or trust companies that spied on staff  or companies being accused of digging up dirt from social networking sites as an excuse to fire people due to a tough economic climate.

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