I Wore Diapers for a Week and This is What Happened

I Wore Diapers for a Week and This is What Happened

The Challenge Guy is Back with a Hilarious Adult Diaper Experiment

The Challenge Guy is back in action, and this time he’s taking on a request from his fans to wear adult diapers for an entire week. As the self-proclaimed “lab rat” for outrageous challenges, he’s no stranger to pushing the boundaries of what’s considered normal. From going homeless for three days to running into Bigfoot in Oregon, he’s always game to try something new in the name of entertainment.

But this latest challenge may be his most personal yet. Donning adult diapers for a week is sure to come with its fair share of awkward and uncomfortable moments. As the Challenge Guy himself says, “when you’re an adult your brain knows that what you’re doing is wrong. It fights you very hard on this decision.”

So what exactly happened when the Challenge Guy committed to a week in diapers? Let’s dive in and find out.

Picking the Perfect Diaper

The first order of business was selecting the right adult diaper for the challenge. The Challenge Guy headed to his local CVS to browse the selection, admitting that he “expected the worst, but turns out that a lot of care has gone into making adult diapers as invisible as possible.”

After trying on a few options, he landed on a brand that he describes as “pretty comfortable” – “like a snug pair of oversized underwear” with a soft, cloth-like exterior. Of course, his fiancée had some strong opinions on the matter:

“She asked if I had to actually use the diaper, and I reminded her that that was probably the whole point. That’s when she said that if I wanted her to remain sexually attracted to me, I could never do that around her. Also I was changing myself. Infographics couldn’t pay her enough to do a diaper change on her fiancé.”

Clearly, the Challenge Guy was in for an interesting week ahead.

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Hitting the Gym in Diapers

One of the first major hurdles the Challenge Guy faced was going to the gym while wearing his adult diaper. As he explains, “workout gear tends to be pretty snug, and my sweats are no different. As old fans know, I’m a fan of going commando- why pay extra money for secret clothes nobody is going to see? Sounds like a scam to me. That means that sometimes my sweats are tight enough that from the front you get to see everything. But not this time. Because this time there was no hiding the fact that I was absolutely wearing a diaper under my sweats.”

Despite the obvious bulge, the Challenge Guy made his way to the gym, where he was immediately met with double-takes and curious stares from other patrons. As he puts it:

“The staff all know me, and to her credit, one of the girls not only knows me, but knows I work for the show. She took one look at my slightly puffy crotch and said, ‘Oh my god, are you doing it again? New challenges?!’ I was not as excited. Got way less looks when using the machines, but when it was time for squats there was no hiding it- specially because the back of my diaper rode up out of my sweats. Like any other gym, mine is surrounded by glass so you can marvel at your own physique- but this time the gym was marveling at the guy with the adult diaper fetish.”

While the experience was undoubtedly awkward, the Challenge Guy did note one unexpected perk: “nobody bothered me on machines at all. Normally you get people coming up asking how many sets you got left, etc., but this time I had any machine I wanted completely to myself. It was almost worth it.”

The Joys of Peeing in a Diaper

One of the most significant adjustments the Challenge Guy had to make during his week in diapers was getting used to the idea of simply relieving himself wherever and whenever the urge struck. As he describes it:

“Urge to pee hit me on the drive home and I… just sort of went right there in traffic. No holding it in. No trying to fish up a bottle to pee into- just let it flow while the soccer mom next to you tries to deal with four screaming pre-teens that are late for practice. The world is your toilet when you’re wearing a diaper.”

While the convenience factor was undeniable, the Challenge Guy admits that the experience was still “weird and strange” at first. But he quickly adapted to this new way of living, embracing the freedom that came with not having to worry about finding a bathroom.

Facing the Challenges of Number Two

Of course, the real test came when the Challenge Guy’s body demanded something more than just a simple pee. As he recounts:

“I didn’t get the urge to go number 2 until the second day, and luckily it was while the girlfriend was on set filming something. I honestly don’t think I could do this with her around. But it was just me and the dog and suddenly the urge hit right as I was playing some Space Marine 2. My instinct was to go for the toilet but then I remembered- I have to get the full experience. So um, I just sort of did it, against every natural urge possible.”

Unsurprisingly, this proved to be a much more challenging experience than the casual peeing. As the Challenge Guy discovered, “when you’re an adult your brain knows that what you’re doing is wrong. It fights you very hard on this decision.”

And the logistics of it all were no easy feat either:

“I don’t recommend staying seated. This was a rookie mistake. I know there’s adult diaper fetishists out there and maybe I should have consulted, but remaining seated was not only difficult, it was kind of a disaster. I want you to imagine that you’re going out for ice cream, and you get a cone with two scoops of chocolate fudge. Then, you take that cone and smash it upside down into the counter. Now you’re getting it. I’d been prepared with baby wipes but… well, ended up needing to take a shower instead.”

Needless to say, the Challenge Guy learned some valuable lessons about the proper way to handle “number two” while wearing an adult diaper.

Dressing Up in Diapers

One of the biggest challenges the Challenge Guy faced during his week-long diaper experiment was trying to maintain his usual stylish appearance while concealing the bulky undergarment. As he explains, “I tend to wear a lot of fitted slacks, chinos, or well-fitting jeans. You won’t find anything baggy in my closet except maybe my linen pants, which sidebar again guys- don’t sleep on linen. It’s a great, mature look that’s very stylish. But linen wouldn’t do for this event, I had to dress well. And that was a problem with my mandatory underwear, because as sleek as they make adult diapers, they don’t make them that sleek.”

Determined to pull off a sophisticated look for an upcoming charity event, the Challenge Guy resorted to some creative tactics:

“To draw attention away from my slightly puffy crotch and butt, I wore a nice blazer on top- and the girlfriend wore a low cut V-shaped dress. Like very low cut. Like, low cut enough that I doubt anyone was paying attention to the fact my entire waist area looked like it was having an allergic reaction to several dozen bee stings. It was psychological warfare at its finest, the girlfriend distracting people with her impressive cannons while my diapered crotch slipped by unnoticed.”

Unfortunately, the Challenge Guy’s carefully crafted plan hit a major snag when nature called at the worst possible moment:

“A rumbly in my tummy. I was baking a keester casserole, and it was almost done. I needed to stock a nearby lake with brown trout. The kids needed to hit the pool. As I stood clear across the room from the girlfriend fetching myself a mojito from the open bar, I started growing a brown tail. It was a matter of utmost urgency. My digestive tract had betrayed me, and the sphincter was in on it. There was no time to get away to privacy, and it was my fault.”

With no choice but to let it happen right then and there, the Challenge Guy did his best to discreetly duck out of the event, pretending to take an important work call. Needless to say, it was an experience he won’t soon forget.

Diaper Duty in the Wilderness

For the final few days of his diaper challenge, the Challenge Guy decided to take his experiment to the great outdoors. As an avid Bigfoot enthusiast, he had been invited to join a research group on a trip to their remote mountain site. And as he explains, the diapers ended up being a surprising asset:

“I was headed out into the wilderness- see in the last two years since you’ve seen me taking on challenges, I kind of took up a bit of a hobby. After my run-in with a bonafide sasquatch in Oregon during my bigfoot hunting challenge, I got bit by the bigfoot bug. I became fascinated, and had to see one for myself again. I found a group here in SoCal with a research site up in the mountains that I’m not allowed to share with you. I’m also not really allowed to go into details, but let me tell you, we’ve seen, found, and experienced some incredible, and often very terrifying things. You don’t soon forget a 800 pound animal screaming at you from across a creek, so loud you can literally feel it in your bones.”

With no need to worry about finding a bathroom in the wilderness, the Challenge Guy was able to simply relieve himself as needed, without disrupting the important Bigfoot research. As he puts it, “No need to go find a secluded spot to pee, just go right then and there.”

Of course, the Challenge Guy did have one lingering concern:

“I had one running thought throughout the whole thing- what if a bigfoot or bear kills me, and the rescue crew find my body with a loaded diaper. Because you know, when you die you release your bowels. I did not want my obituary to read, ‘Head ripped off by angry bigfoot, was found with diaper full of poop.'”

Thankfully, the Challenge Guy made it through the wilderness adventure without any such unfortunate incidents.

Lessons Learned

After a full week of living in adult diapers, the Challenge Guy emerged with a newfound appreciation for the challenges faced by those who rely on such products. As he sums it up:

“If you’re thinking of picking up a diaper fetish, I’ve got two words of advice for you. First, buy lots of baby wipes. And powder, otherwise you get a rash- yes I’m speaking from experience. And second, always poop standing up. Always. Otherwise it’s smash-city down there.”

Beyond the practical tips, the Challenge Guy also reflected on the psychological toll of the experience:

“It sounds easy right? Just push a turd out, no big deal, people do it every day. But when you’re an adult your brain knows that what you’re doing is wrong. It fights you very hard on this decision.”

Despite the undeniable awkwardness and discomfort, the Challenge Guy ultimately emerged from the experience with a newfound appreciation for those who rely on adult diapers in their daily lives. As he puts it, “I’m glad to be doing challenges again. Life was kind of boring and I was becoming an entirely too respectable member of my community.”